My Life the Movie

Well considering that I don't really watch too much TV or anything of that sort this may be quite a challenge for me. My life would basically consist of me getting rich probably "21-style" counting cards in Vegas. Cuz I'm really smart and stuff and like MIT esque. I would then continue to buyout Microsoft and keep all my money. Probably buying the best house that money can buy. My character would be played by Micheal Cera because he was definitely hilarious in Arrested Development and all subsequent appearances. Since I would be a lonely hermit owning Microsoft, I wouldn't need any other roles to be filled besides maybe a secretary who could be played by Milla Jovovich from the Resident Evil movies. She could probably serve as my girlfriend for a little bit also.