Internal Conflict

I haven't really had too much internal conflict lately but I would have to say, the little that I did have, stemmed from the ACT. It kind of sucks to take the test and then have to wait for like 5 weeks until we get any results back from it so we can see how we did. I felt like I did really well on both of the tests but then again, I won't be able to figure it out until like 30 years from now. And by that time I will most likely have forgotten it and be making millions doing a job that I love.
Because I'm awesome.

The Perfect Woman

Most women differ in what they want in a guy. Each woman you ask would have a different answer of what would make the perfect guy for them. Guys, we really aren't that way. Sure there is a little variation but most of us are looking for the same things.
1. You cook. You better be able to cook, because we sure as hell can't.
2. You are very attractive. This should probably take the number one spot, but we really do enjoy our food.
3. You keep conversations short. No guy wants to hear about all the drama in your life. So cut the crap, talk about baseball or something.

Some guys are into the whole virtuous girls thing, honesty, respectability, kindness and all that shaz. Sure they help a little but I don't really think they are even near the level of those top 3 up there.

My Life the Movie

Well considering that I don't really watch too much TV or anything of that sort this may be quite a challenge for me. My life would basically consist of me getting rich probably "21-style" counting cards in Vegas. Cuz I'm really smart and stuff and like MIT esque. I would then continue to buyout Microsoft and keep all my money. Probably buying the best house that money can buy. My character would be played by Micheal Cera because he was definitely hilarious in Arrested Development and all subsequent appearances. Since I would be a lonely hermit owning Microsoft, I wouldn't need any other roles to be filled besides maybe a secretary who could be played by Milla Jovovich from the Resident Evil movies. She could probably serve as my girlfriend for a little bit also.

Change your Past

If there was one thing about my past that I could return to and change I would change my work habits in middle school. In middle school I was always lazy and waited until the last second to halfass my homework and projects. I still managed A's and B's all throughout but I think it really contributed to the formation of these current Procrastination habits I hold. If I would have had good work habits in middle school then I would still have great work habits and I would be an amazing student on my way to an amazing college which would send me on my way to an amazing job with my amazing wife where I would make an amazing amount of money that I could spend on amazing things and be amazingly happy.