Friday, May 16, 2008
Looking Forward
I am completely looking forward to the summer. I mean who wouldn't look forward to an actual time of freedom. School sucks and even the teacher's know it. Everyone just wants to get out for the summer, run around and have some fun. Then return to this hell that some authoritative figures would prefer that we called school. Not that we actually have a choice. I'm graduating next year though, kind of sad, kind of happy. I suppose I shall miss it for some things, most likely though, I won't miss it very much at all.
Top 10 Candies
1. Lemonheads
Lemonheads are the best. It's like a mild version of the warhead. It's delicous sour outer texture is complemented by it's sweet center. Yum.
2. Warheads
Warheads are a close second. They are the more warrish version of the lemonheads. Also delicious it's a more ferocious version of the lemonhead.
3. Snicker
Need I say more?
4. Milky Way
Also delicious. It's a shame their are no peanuts in it.
5. Butterfinger
They are chocolately and peanut buttery and delicious.
6. Sour Patch
They are also sweet and sour and they are shaped like small children. Everyone wants to eat small children.
7. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Reeses is wonderful. If you have a glass of milk they are even more dleicious and you could live off of them forever.
8. Baby Ruth
Lots of nuts and delicious caramel make this decadent treat one that is both filling and fufilling.
9. Payday
Peanuts and caramel. Somewhat like a Baby Ruth. This is why they are so close together.
10. Smarties
They make you smart.
Lemonheads are the best. It's like a mild version of the warhead. It's delicous sour outer texture is complemented by it's sweet center. Yum.
2. Warheads
Warheads are a close second. They are the more warrish version of the lemonheads. Also delicious it's a more ferocious version of the lemonhead.
3. Snicker
Need I say more?
4. Milky Way
Also delicious. It's a shame their are no peanuts in it.
5. Butterfinger
They are chocolately and peanut buttery and delicious.
6. Sour Patch
They are also sweet and sour and they are shaped like small children. Everyone wants to eat small children.
7. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Reeses is wonderful. If you have a glass of milk they are even more dleicious and you could live off of them forever.
8. Baby Ruth
Lots of nuts and delicious caramel make this decadent treat one that is both filling and fufilling.
9. Payday
Peanuts and caramel. Somewhat like a Baby Ruth. This is why they are so close together.
10. Smarties
They make you smart.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Internal Conflict
I haven't really had too much internal conflict lately but I would have to say, the little that I did have, stemmed from the ACT. It kind of sucks to take the test and then have to wait for like 5 weeks until we get any results back from it so we can see how we did. I felt like I did really well on both of the tests but then again, I won't be able to figure it out until like 30 years from now. And by that time I will most likely have forgotten it and be making millions doing a job that I love.
Because I'm awesome.
Because I'm awesome.
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Perfect Woman
Most women differ in what they want in a guy. Each woman you ask would have a different answer of what would make the perfect guy for them. Guys, we really aren't that way. Sure there is a little variation but most of us are looking for the same things.
1. You cook. You better be able to cook, because we sure as hell can't.
2. You are very attractive. This should probably take the number one spot, but we really do enjoy our food.
3. You keep conversations short. No guy wants to hear about all the drama in your life. So cut the crap, talk about baseball or something.
Some guys are into the whole virtuous girls thing, honesty, respectability, kindness and all that shaz. Sure they help a little but I don't really think they are even near the level of those top 3 up there.
1. You cook. You better be able to cook, because we sure as hell can't.
2. You are very attractive. This should probably take the number one spot, but we really do enjoy our food.
3. You keep conversations short. No guy wants to hear about all the drama in your life. So cut the crap, talk about baseball or something.
Some guys are into the whole virtuous girls thing, honesty, respectability, kindness and all that shaz. Sure they help a little but I don't really think they are even near the level of those top 3 up there.
Friday, April 11, 2008
My Life the Movie
Well considering that I don't really watch too much TV or anything of that sort this may be quite a challenge for me. My life would basically consist of me getting rich probably "21-style" counting cards in Vegas. Cuz I'm really smart and stuff and like MIT esque. I would then continue to buyout Microsoft and keep all my money. Probably buying the best house that money can buy. My character would be played by Micheal Cera because he was definitely hilarious in Arrested Development and all subsequent appearances. Since I would be a lonely hermit owning Microsoft, I wouldn't need any other roles to be filled besides maybe a secretary who could be played by Milla Jovovich from the Resident Evil movies. She could probably serve as my girlfriend for a little bit also.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Change your Past
If there was one thing about my past that I could return to and change I would change my work habits in middle school. In middle school I was always lazy and waited until the last second to halfass my homework and projects. I still managed A's and B's all throughout but I think it really contributed to the formation of these current Procrastination habits I hold. If I would have had good work habits in middle school then I would still have great work habits and I would be an amazing student on my way to an amazing college which would send me on my way to an amazing job with my amazing wife where I would make an amazing amount of money that I could spend on amazing things and be amazingly happy.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Springtime Scents
Personally, I do know a good bit about spring. I mean seriously, look at my last name. It is SPRINGer. I'm not quite sure how that relates to the springtime scent, but I think I have a pretty good scent so chalk that up as a +1. Springtime scents usually bring a lot of nostalgia to me about my childhood. I remember playing in the backyard when we lived in town and that always contains some good memories. We helped our neighbor "mow" his yard by rolling around in all the grass cuttings. He always rewarded us with a root beer or some delicious sort of soda. It's not like I could handle the whole thing as such a small child though. I usually drank half and saved the other half for the next day.
Other scents will occasionally remind me of springtime when I could go out and ride my bike for the first time in forever. I did try to ride my bike in the snow once. but that is another story for another time...
Other scents will occasionally remind me of springtime when I could go out and ride my bike for the first time in forever. I did try to ride my bike in the snow once. but that is another story for another time...
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